Rammstein's Till Lindemann is selling a dildo in his new 'Doctor D*ck' online store

Rammstein frontman Till Lindemann has launched a new online store – featuring erotic merch, a 'golden shower' drink and a dildo based on his microphone.

Rammstein's Till Lindemann is selling a dildo in his new 'Doctor D*ck' online store
Emily Carter

Rock and metal bands are no strangers to releasing sex toys (in recent years, Motörhead unveiled a 'pleasure collection', while Ghost released their own Papa Emeritus dildo), and now – in extremely unsurprising news, it must be said – Rammstein frontman Till Lindemann has just done the same.

As part of his new 'Doctor Dick' online store (classy name…), Till has just launched his very own Tilldo based on his stage microphone. The €169 vibrator is handmade from "good Odenwald spruce wood", with the website stating its use is for "vaginal completion and anal correspondence" (translated from German to English).

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If that isn't quite your thing, you can also purchase a 'golden shower' flavoured sparkling drink with gold leaf, Doctor Dick vodka, condoms, a penis necklace, socks, T-shirts and more. In an inviting message on the store's website, a statement reads: "Doctor Dick opens practise. The Doctor is ready to see you now, fellow patients. The practise has now finally opened. Next please!"

Aside from his new erotic merch line, Till has been pretty busy in 2020 with both his Lindemann project and the German industrial titans – the latter having made their return to the studio following postponed tour dates. And if you're missing see Rammstein live, then just take a look at the Tilldo below…

You can catch Rammstein in the UK and Europe at the following dates next year:

May 2021

22 Leipzig, Red Bull Arena Leipzig
23 Leipzig, Red Bull Arena Leipzig
27 Klagenfurt, Wörthersee Stadion
31 Stuttgart, Mercedes-Benz Arena

June 2021

1 Stuttgart, Mercedes-Benz Arena
5 Berlin, Olympiastadion
6 Berlin, Olympiastadion
12 Belfast, Boucher Road Playing Fields
16 Cardiff, Principality Stadium
19 Coventry, Ricoh Arena
23 Aarhus, Ceres Park
26 Dusseldorf, Merkur Spiel-Arena
27 Dusseldorf, Merkur Spiel-Arena
30 Hamburg, Volksparkstadion

July 2021

1 Hamburg, Volksparkstadion
5 Zurich, Stadion Letzigrund
6 Zurich, Stadion Letzigrund
9 Lyon, Groupama Stadium
10 Lyon, Groupama Stadium
13 Turin, Stadio Olimpico Grande Torino
17 Warsaw, PGE Narodowy
21 Tallinn, Song Festival Grounds
25 Trondheim, Leangen Travbane
30 Gothenburg, Ullevi Stadium
31 Gothenburg, Ullevi Stadium

August 2021

3 Nijmegen, Goffertpark
7 Ostend, Park De Nieuwe Koers

And see them take on America after that:

August 2021

22 Montreal, QC – Parc Jean-Drapeau
26 Philadelphia, PA – Lincoln Financial Field

September 2021

1 Chicago, IL – Soldier Field
3 Minneapolis, MN – U.S. Bank Stadium
8 Foxborough, MA – Gillette Stadium
10 East Rutherford, NJ – MetLife Stadium
18 Los Angeles, CA – Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum
24 San Antonio, TX – Alamodome
30 Mexico City, MX – Foro Sol

October 2021

1 Mexico City, MX – Foro Sol

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