Asda Cheesy Garlic Bread Pizza
Jim: “It's garlic bread. And it's pizza. So basically I could happily live on this alone for the rest of my life. 8/10, because it can't draw with the last pizza. I don't want a fucking Asda endorsement deal.”
Dan: “I'm refusing to rate it. I don't think it classes as pizza, and you shouldn't have bought it. If we were rating garlic bread, I'd give it a 3Ks. But we aren't, so I'm not scoring it.”
Sam: “No Ks. I can't eat it.”
Chicago Town Cheese and Tomato Pizza Subs
Jim: “I genuinely can't remember if I liked it or not. I did eat it, but I was ranting away at you two about work, and can't remember. So I'll have to go 2 and a half Ks, for fairness’ sake.”
Dan: “Proper good pizza. How can you not remember? It was a different shape to the rest, easy to remember. Almost had enough cheese, too. 4Ks.”
Sam: “No score from me. I can't eat it.”
Findus Pocket Pizzas
Dan: “That's wicked. High danger factor though, because the cheese is dripping out the end on my leg.”
Jim: “If you let them cool down though, you could actually put them in your pocket for work.”
Dan: “It’s basically a toastie isn't it? Proper good. 4Ks.”
Jim: “They were good, I was pissed off when we were eating them though because I realised that shit spinach pizza has oozed green slime all over my oven. 3Ks.”
Sam: “I can't eat them. No Ks.”
Goodfellas Gluten Free Pizza
Jim: “Let's have a piece of that, then.”
Sam: “You can fuck right off, you've just tried nine pizzas in front of me!”
Jim: “Fair enough, how does it taste? What are its best qualities?”
Sam: “It's pizza that I can eat. As there were no other options, it's pretty fucking good.”
Jim: “Rating?”
Sam: “Six.