Sure, why not, we'll bite.
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YouTuber Andy Rehfeldt has been providing content for metal blogs on slow news days since at least 2010 with his "Disney Radio" versions of metal classics like Cannibal Corpse's Hammer Smashed Face and Behemoth's Demigod. In recent years, he's branched out into all kinds of different stuff. He's done major key "happy" versions of miserable classics, metal takes on non-metal songs and even made Fetty Wap perform polka.
Yesterday he offered up this jazzy Metallica number up to the Internet gods.
Enjoy:
