7 Things You Need To See Right Now

DONALD TRUMP SINGS ALONG TO PANTERA'S WALK

Can you hear the violins playing your song? No? Watch the orange clown here.

WATCH ONE OF THESE MUSICIANS ALMOST KILL HIS BANDMATE

We’re surprised no-one ended up in the hospital after this bass slinging foolishness. Can you guess which one is a very lucky man?

YOU WANT HEAVY? A CHAP CALLED MORTEN GIVES YOU HEAVY!

One manually dextrous YouTuber called Morten Müller has covered Pantera’s Fucking Hostile in the style of Meshuggah. And, if you haven't guessed, it's heavy as fuck. Fill your ears.

STEEL PANTHER MADE THEIR BID FOR AN OSCAR

As part of their Cineminute series, Michael Starr and Satchel recreated a pivotal scene from the rootin' tootin' cowboy classic, Brokeback Mountain. Go in hard.

SOMEONE RECORDED A METAL VERSION OF THE RED DEAD REDEMPTION THEME

YouTube sensation and seasoned parody rocker 331Erock gave the game's soundtrack the metal treatment, because of course he did. Bask in the riffs, then get back to your 12-hour game.

WE PAID FAR TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO COREY TAYLOR'S FESTIVE VIDEO

If you want forensic levels of analysis of an old rock video, grab your plate and approach the metaphorical buffet.

A BRASS BAND COVERED BLACK SABBATH AND TOOL AND IT WAS AWESOME

Brass Against like to parpy hard. Check out their brassy takes on War Pigs and Lateralus. They sound quite Christmassy, if you don't think about it too much.

Right, that's your lot for this week. More servings of hot nonsense, same time, next week.