“My friend was like, ‘Hey, I want to start a band – will you play bass?’ And I was like, ‘Sure – the only thing is: I don’t know what that is, I’ve never played one, and I don’t own one!’ But he had one and said he would teach me. Brain Stew is kind of the easiest song to learn, so I was like, ‘Okay, I can do this! I can be in your band!’ But the problem with me as I’m such a glory-hog – I need the microphone (laughs). And that band was tough because I was supposed to play bass and he was going to be the singer, and we were going to each write the songs – but every song he wrote sounded like Nirvana, and every song I wrote sounded like blink-182, and so we just oscillated between covers of Lithium and covers of Dammit (laughs).”