Well, this is strange.
Black bunting hangs from the ceiling, bearing PRESIDENT’s cross sigil. If stood in the right place, you might glimpse a man in a black balaclava revealing only his eyes, his outfit featuring that same logo, being paraded around by what looks like a security guard. “Are you looking forward to the rally?” he asks.
Those who ate their dinner early and arrived for doors are clutching small black flags. Call it world-building, call it a stellar example of committing to the bit – PRESIDENT are deeply immersed in their image, or rather, their cause. Tonight, the space we’re in is not The Garage in north London, but a window into their world. Welcome to the inauguration.