It’s brilliant, tense, violent, funny, gory, occasionally touching, and stuffed with jaw-dropping action. The obvious big shake-up is a different main character, which not only means fresh story, but new rizz: Eve is actually more likeable than John, even when she’s sticking someone with a kitchen knife.
As with her explosive, shooty appearance in No Time To Die, Ana de Armas is a natural action heroine, lightning fast with her fists and feet, great with a weapon, looking effortlessly cool while doing it. She’s also fully tuned in to what you’re here for and how much knowing bants to let through when needed: here’s a bloke getting the business end of an ice skate; here she is having a hilarious fight in a restaurant kitchen; here’s a shootout that’s ridiculous in its firepower, with an element of The Naked Gun. During one showdown where she’s getting bollocked for breaking the neutral zone rules of a Continental hotel, she can only insist with the indignance of a teenager: “They started it.”
It isn't stupid, though, and it knows how to crank up the stress and darkness, and when things are actually meant to look angry and visceral. The actual plot is great as well. The layers of revelation Eve peels away are smart, bringing up ever more questions about how all this could actually end without exploding in a huge ball of fuck-up. It also looks fantastic, particularly the scenes in the small, wintry alpine village where Eve’s hunt takes her, and where most of the action plays out. The thumping soundtrack, featuring Evanescence, Halsey and Portishead among others, is a perfectly-pitched winner, too.
Five films in, there’s yet to be a John Wick stinker. Ballerina doesn’t just avoid that, it takes a flamethrower to the notion. For the first time ever, John Wick may actually have been bested.
Verdict: 4/5
From The World Of John Wick: Ballerina is released on June 6 via Lionsgate