Look, we're know you're busy, so here's some stuff you may have missed...
The weeks are just flying by, aren't they? One minute, you're getting your bag ready for school, then all of a sudden, you're gawping at a mirror, wondering who that craggy old face is staring blankly back at you.
That, friends, is the inexorable march of time and there's nothing we can do about it.
Baby-faced philosopher Ferris Bueller hit the nail on the head when he said, "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."
Much like these seven revelations which popped up in the last week...
SOMEONE RECREATED SYSTEM OF A DOWN'S CHOP SUEY VIDEO WITH SOME SOCKS AND PUPPIES
And why not? This is peak internet, right here.
JARED DINES WONDERED WHAT POST MALONE WOULD SOUND LIKE IF HE WAS METAL
The answer came in the form of a buffet of sweet, sweet riffs. Load up your plate here.
ONE STONE SOUR FAN QUICKLY REGRETTED RUSHING TOWARDS COREY TAYLOR DURING A MOSCOW GIG
Watch this security guard's lighting reflexes right here. Oof, that's going to hurt in the morning.
20 YEARS AGO, CRADLE OF FILTH WENT ON TOUR WITH A FAN'S MUM AND THE BBC MADE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT IT
It turns out that Dani Filth didn't even watch it. Here's why.
BRING ME THE HORIZON PLAYED A LOAD OF REALLY OLD SONGS ON OLI SYKES' BIRTHDAY
See the birthday shenanigans unfold before your very eyes. No cake, though. Which is a shame.
TV PRESENTER NICK KNOWLES SAID HE'D JAMMED WITH BIFFY CLYRO AND THEY WEREN'T EMBARRASSED AT ALL
And some nimble-fingered fans edited their Wiki page and re-wrote rock history. Get the facts right here.
BAD WOLVES EXPLAINED WHAT THANKSGIVING IS ALL ABOUT
It turns out that it's not just one big turkey chow down. Thanks chaps.
And that's your lot.
