OFF! is a hardcore supergroup featuring former Black Flag/Circle Jerks vocalist Keith Morris, Burning Brides frontman Dimitri Coats, Redd Kross bassist Steven Shane McDonald and Rocket From The Crypt drummer Mario Rubalcaba. They’ve released three splendidly rampant albums already but nothing as mad as the upcoming Watermelon, a mooted album/sci-fi comedy rockumentary. “In an attempt to conquer his diabetes-induced erectile dysfunction, Keith Morris comes across a mind-altering medication extracted from mysterious watermelons,” goes their sell on the film. “The drug not only restores his virility, it also gives him the ability to travel through space and time, prompting him to offer it to the rest of the group as a solution to their problems. When they turn to music, the group discovers a new experimental approach which not only redefines punk, but also becomes an underground movement.” Guys, you had us at ‘diabetes-induced erectile dysfunction’.